Well, I’ve been quite bored recently, so I thought I’d collect and share my favorite website jingles.
First is Ghost Town Fitness. This song sucks, I just posted it because the name of this business has ghosts in it. The song constantly repeats, “you’ll fit in!” Who are you trying to convince Ghost Town?
Next is the first of the family entertainment centers on the list called PowerPlay. This is mostly notable for using the term, “it’s tomato saucy.” That’s about it.
Alright, another family fun center: King Richard’s Family Fun Park. It’s not really much of a song, it’s clearly capitalizing off the popularity of Lil Jon and Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.
This one is my favorite of the fun park jingles: East Park. East Park really gives a shit, you know? God damn if that guy singing isn’t giving it his all.
Finally we have the best: Spa-Kidz. It’s hard to write about how amazing and gross this song is. Just snoop around on their site and enjoy.