When The Late Live Show was kicked out of Second City’s DeMaat Theater, on our last show the writing staff came up with a list of fake shows that would be taking our time slot. I’ve been cleaning my apartment and just found that list.
This may be a little inside (and dated), but if you have any familiarity with Second City and it’s show titles, you might think this is funny. All credit to this list goes to The Late Live Show’s staff from around a year ago. This is our entire list, I didn’t leave any out even if they are stupid. A lot of them are stupid. Some still made me laugh though. I’d honestly like to see posters for a bunch of these.
The NeverTrending Story
Obama’s Mirth Certificate
Mitt Promney
Recession? There’s an App For That!
Chip and Daley Rescue Rangers
Rahm-per Room
A Reference!
There’s No Wrong Way to Eat a Recession
Things That Go Trump in the Night
Palin it Forward
Business in the Front, Tea Party in the Bachman
Chicago Fuck Yourself
Truth in Rahm-edy
Remember Nintendo?
Twitter? I Hardly Know Her!
Facebook? I Hardly Know Her!
I Solemnly Swear: …Fuck.
I Now Pronounce You Mike and Ike
Diarrheality Bites
Something You’d Read on an Urban Outfitters T Shirt
The Late Live Show with Jay Leno
Good Golly Mitt Romney
Sunday 12AM Level A Improv for Beginners and Couples
Jeffrey Rahm-er
An American Were-MILF in Paris
Porto-Jaanes Film Festival
The 90s: Let’s All Pee
Rock Em Sock Em No Bots About It
Chair Pussy (Ya Wussy!)
Banjo Kazooie? So Sue Me!
Squirt Farm
Billy Ray Y2K Cyrus
Rahm-inatrix
1 If By Hand 2 If By Lewinski
Phantom of the Obama
Bachman, Voter Turnout, Override
Enronald McDonald
Ain’t Nuthin Rahm with a Little Hump From Grindr
I Paid $2000 and All I Got Was This T Shirt
A Rim Job’s Still a Rim
First Lady Michelle O-Bach-Man
Me o Pee-Pee on Your Economy
California Raisin The Debt Ceiling
Mission Accomplished-er
Six Improvisers Who Don’t Like Each Other
Suburban Outfitters
No-Mar Ghadaffi
Lunge, Thrust-in Perry
No If’s and’s or Bachman’s About It
No Bachman’s Bachman’s or Bachman’s About It
CD-Rahmuel
Barackapalooza: Let’s Get Fucked
Heavy Gay Buttsex: The Story of Second City
The DooDoo Brothers: The Poopiest
Saxophones on Earth
Old People Dying: The Saddest Show on Earth
Competitive Zip-Zap-Zop
A Man Accidentally Pours Scalding Hot Coffee On His Dick in Slow-Mo Over and Over Again
A Puppet Show: Made By Reformed Pedophiles
The Tweet is On
Trending Toptical Illusion
Debt Ceilin’ Wheelin’ and Dealin’
Heaven and Healthcare
The King’s Speech Impediment
Rise of the Planet of the Apes of the Tea Party
And They All Lived Happily Ever NAFTA
Climate Change We Can Believe In
In the Midnight Hour, She Cried More More Mortgage Crisis
Rick Perry Rick Ross
NASDAQ to the Future
and finally the most accurate one:
An Empty Room
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