So I did a post a while back about website jingles. Personally I love them. A part of why I love them so much is the fact they’re pretty scarce these days. They’re kind of a throwback to the old internet when people made websites without caring if they annoyed you. Those were the days.
This first one is a real treat because not only does this site jingle, they also have no idea what a website is supposed to look like or do. It’s this company called Menrath Signature Wines (their main page auto-plays a karaoke version of “My Heart Will Go On”), which sounds fine, right? Then why does their site say the company is called “Laszlo Corporation Chemicals & Products”? This really makes it sounds like this is some kind of chemical parent company that also makes shitty wine.
Oh, Joe, how do you know it’s shit wine? You’d ask if you didn’t trust me. Here’s why I know. They have a product called a “wine slushee” and it looks like this:
Please don’t mix this with ammonia in an enclosed area.
I can’t encourage you enough to poke around on their site and listen to all the music and see what weird shit they’re selling besides wine (a 3-D hologram memorial cube for a dead pet, Seal Team 6 T shirts, etc.) But the most important part of this website is this page right here: THIS PAGE RIGHT HERE! My words would simply ruin the magic of this. Turn your speakers on.
Well, enough about how awful Menrath Wines is. Just go to this site and listen to their jingle: Ole Taqueria.