September 2011
6 posts
3 tags
Lincoln Lodge Season 12 Opening
I stopped working at the Lincoln Lodge, but I still think it’s the best stand up showcase in Chicago. They’re opening the new season on October 7th with special guest James Adomian, who is hilarious. This is a clip from him on Comedy Death Ray Radio doing an impression of the also hilarious Huell Howser. Watch the real Huell Howser first. There is no end to how impressed he can be...
The Jingles
Well, I’ve been quite bored recently, so I thought I’d collect and share my favorite website jingles.
First is Ghost Town Fitness. This song sucks, I just posted it because the name of this business has ghosts in it. The song constantly repeats, “you’ll fit in!” Who are you trying to convince Ghost Town?
Next is the first of the family entertainment centers on...
August 2011
14 posts
The Late Live Show in RE: COM
Check out the latest issue of RE: COM Magazine. They wrote an article on The Late Live Show and used a few quotes from me. Buy it here. It’s right up your alley if you’re reading this.
The Late Live Show Has Been Canceled by Second... →
I Thought it Was an Apple (Part 1)
The date: March 17th 2011. A cultural phenomenon was born that day. This was the day I looked at a green ball out of the corner of my eye and thought it was an apple.
Let me put on my writer’s cap (one of those tiny hats African guys wear) and describe the scene for you:
The date: March 17th 2011. A cultural phenomenon was born that day. This was the day I looked at a green ball out...
Dumping Ground
A man was recently found sunburned, disoriented and naked on a lakeside dock in Texas, when asked what the last thing he recalled was he said “I just remember Darryl dared me I couldn’t fuck a volcana and I’s like, shiiiiiiiit. Then I got drunk took my clothes off and passed out.”
Rejected
EDIT:
I’m taking down a joke about Punxutawney Phil masturbating. I was initially informed it was not in the next episode of The Late Live Show because we had another joke about ghosts watching people masturbate. As it turns out, the ghost masturbation joke was deemed “too weird” and a joke about a groundhog masturbating was “just right”.
In that jokes stead,...
Twitter
I started a Twitter account months ago just to snatch up the name Joe McAdam and wrote a couple updates with no one watching. Thought I’d tell people about it now. I understand the premise of Twitter, but I think it’s kind of dumb. So I’m just going to post a bunch of things with the hashtag #watchthethrone until I’m bored.
Follow @joemcadam
Dumping Ground
A man in the UK has been diagnosed with a rare condition in which he can hear his eyeballs moving inside his head. Some doctors are baffled by the occurrence while other doctors are calling bullshit.
July 2011
21 posts
Dumping Ground
McDonald’s is rolling out a new healthier Happy Meal that includes apple slices and half the amount of fries. The toys in the happy meal will also be replaced with a small figurine replica of Milton Berle’s legendary genitals.
Dumping Ground
Summer’s Eve has recently pulled commercials from the air that feature hand puppets made to represent vaginas due to customer outcry that they were in poor taste. They are going to replace the ads with ones featuring vaginas portrayed this star wars character:
