August 2011
14 posts
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A man was recently found sunburned, disoriented and naked on a lakeside dock in Texas, when asked what the last thing he recalled was he said “I just remember Darryl dared me I couldn’t fuck a volcana and I’s like, shiiiiiiiit. Then I got drunk took my clothes off and passed out.”
Rejected
EDIT:
I’m taking down a joke about Punxutawney Phil masturbating. I was initially informed it was not in the next episode of The Late Live Show because we had another joke about ghosts watching people masturbate. As it turns out, the ghost masturbation joke was deemed “too weird” and a joke about a groundhog masturbating was “just right”.
In that jokes stead,...
Twitter
I started a Twitter account months ago just to snatch up the name Joe McAdam and wrote a couple updates with no one watching. Thought I’d tell people about it now. I understand the premise of Twitter, but I think it’s kind of dumb. So I’m just going to post a bunch of things with the hashtag #watchthethrone until I’m bored.
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A man in the UK has been diagnosed with a rare condition in which he can hear his eyeballs moving inside his head. Some doctors are baffled by the occurrence while other doctors are calling bullshit.
July 2011
21 posts
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McDonald’s is rolling out a new healthier Happy Meal that includes apple slices and half the amount of fries. The toys in the happy meal will also be replaced with a small figurine replica of Milton Berle’s legendary genitals.
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Summer’s Eve has recently pulled commercials from the air that feature hand puppets made to represent vaginas due to customer outcry that they were in poor taste. They are going to replace the ads with ones featuring vaginas portrayed this star wars character:
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A new survey shows 93% people think Courtney Cox has aged well. What hasn’t aged well? The scent of John Candy’s corpse.
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In an unlikely wacky road accident the other day, one high flying motorcyclist collided with a car and miraculously landed in the car’s back seat… The driver’s head has yet to be found.
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In a recent interview Hulk Hogan claims Andre the Giant would frequently perform a move called “Checking the Oil” in which he would stick a finger up his opponent’s butt. While most wrestlers disapprove of this tactic, it’ was actually the only way to make The Iron Sheik cum.
Hogan went on to mention Andre was also a fan of performing other questionable maneuvers...
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A former body guard of Britney Spears has recently gone public saying the pop star farted constantly. Britney tried to defend herself but reporters say they could not hear her answer over the sound of Joe McAdam masturbating.
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In Midway Georgia, a trio of young girls had their lemonade stand shut down by the police because they did not have a permit. While the officer was filing this paper work, the three girls were kidnapped.
