Anonymous asked: Why you such a homo
I just had the most ominous conversation with a cab driver in my life: Me: You can take a left on Whipple. Cabbie: I cannot take a left of Whipple. Me: Oh yeah, I know it’s one way, but it goes that way. Cabbie: No. My religion will not allow me take a left on Whipple. Me: …but, that’s where I live. [Cabbie takes a left on Whipple] Cabbie: I have just become athiest. Me:...
Lincoln Lodge Season 12 Opening
I stopped working at the Lincoln Lodge, but I still think it’s the best stand up showcase in Chicago. They’re opening the new season on October 7th with special guest James Adomian, who is hilarious. This is a clip from him on Comedy Death Ray Radio doing an impression of the also hilarious Huell Howser. Watch the real Huell Howser first. There is no end to how impressed he can be...
Well, I’ve been quite bored recently, so I thought I’d collect and share my favorite website jingles. First is Ghost Town Fitness. This song sucks, I just posted it because the name of this business has ghosts in it. The song constantly repeats, “you’ll fit in!” Who are you trying to convince Ghost Town? Next is the first of the family entertainment centers on...