The world championship of beards was this week, which is basically the beard world’s version of the Superbowl; if the Superbowl was played by cartoon pedophiles.
A case involving a mom giving botox injections to her 8 year old beauty pageant contestant daughter is being investigated by child services. The rigorous investigation concluded the girl had a pretty smile but was about 5 pounds overweight.
A new study shows that cell phone transmissions are killing off large amounts of bees. “This is great news,” says Macaulay Culkin’s character from My Girl.
Anonymous asked: If two trains leave two separate stations at 7am, how white is your penis?
A man flew over the grand canyon in a jet pack this week. He said it made him feel free, just like a bird, he then proceeded to shit on a Chevy Astro Van.
The Late Live Show: TONIGHT! Celebrate with us as... →
thelateliveshow: The second season of The Late Live Show with Joe Kwaczala is wrapping up this evening. After two fun-filled runs, we’ve been so happy with all the incredible things we get to do each week. We’ve had incredible people come and have fun with us, some of the best bands and musicians from across…
Anonymous asked: What's the deal, man?
A man running a marathon in Cincinnati was tasered by police this week after his shorts kept falling down, and he decided to finish the race with his pants off entirely. When he was electrocuted he totally shit his pants, which were 2 miles away. It was gross.
To honor the US troops, the San Diego Padres wore camouflage jerseys earlier this week. While the troops were honored, they still wish they weren’t dying in the desert while being mocked by millionaires.
Winners and Losers Show →
Here’s the latest episode of the Winners and Losers podcast that Late Live Show host Joe Kwaczala and I did.
Joe McAdam is a Chubby Man →
The Late Live Show was lucky enough to get a write up in The Onion’s A.V. Club. It’s quite complimentary. My presence on the show is only mentioned briefly, and it generally centers around my weight. Click the headline to read it.
Lincoln Lodge Season 11
Hey guys, I’m very proud of the work that I’ve done at The Lincoln Lodge. It’s a local independent room for stand up comedy. It’s my favorite in the city and I was lucky enough to be a producer of the show this year. We’ve put on some pretty great shows and there’s just two more left before we break for the summer. Come check out the 8:00 and 10:00 shows...
A pastor was arrested for exposing himself by a public playground this week, his excuse was that he was urinating in a bottle. He had spent hours coaxing the urine out by watching children play.