Anonymous asked: Why do you ask people to ask you anything?
Anonymous asked: Hey, Joe. Can you get me into the writer's room at the Late Live Show?
Why I Don't Want to Get a Toupee
I’m going bald. It’s OK, you don’t need to whisper about it. When you lose your hair, your hearing improves, so I could hear it anyway. There’s a lot of options for a balding guy. You have the comb over if you want to look like an alcoholic high school math teacher. There’s always hats, no one’s going to notice that one, will they, Ron Howard? You’re...
It’s recently been discovered the Last Supper actually took place on a Wednesday; a day before previously thought. Jesus said they had to change the date because he needed to spend Thursday hiding all his porno.
Winners and Losers Show →
Here’s the most recent episode of Hank Thompson’s podcast Winners and Losers that I guested on with Ricky Gonzalez. We discuss El Kabong in brief. He puts up an episode around once a week, I recommend it.
I Think It's Time We Had a Frank Conversation...
Maybe a year ago I woke up in a sweat thinking about Ziggy. “Ziggy, the comic from the paper?” Yes that Ziggy. I don’t know why, but I had a feeling of dread. Ziggy is something we’ve all grown up with; we all know Ziggy in one way or another. Most people have no feelings about Ziggy. I certainly didn’t until that night. If you don’t find yourself in the...
A toddler was recently served alcohol at a Detroit Applebee’s. Applebee’s responded to criticism by saying, “C’mon, the kid lives in Detroit give us a bre… oh he died? Eeeeeesh. Yikes.”
A man caught on fire in a peep show booth at a porno store in San Francisco. He was quoted saying “I’m trying to bust a nut, not COMbust a nut!” then he chomped down on his cigar and soft shoed out of the porno store while screaming and burning.