Intelligent scientists report that within five years handheld electronics like iPods could be charged by your heartbeat, while immature scientists report they’ll be charged by your fart meat.
Here’s another joke I wrote for The Late Live Show that was not deemed accessible enough for the audience, I wholeheartedly agree: 30 days after a severe fire burned down a home, the owner found her dog alive in the charred remains, when the dog was reached for interview, it said, “bark bark bark bark bark, death to America”
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Muffins That Don't Look Like William Howard Taft →
This is a post from an old blog of mine that I abandoned. The blog was called “Water Stains That Don’t Look Like Religious Icons”. It was fun, then it got really boring, and I stopped. This was my favorite post from the site. Click the headline to check it out.
I have no problem turning this site into a place where I get rid of old crap. At The Late Live Show we have to write a lot of jokes most of which get thrown in the garbage. I’ll dig one up every once in a while and share it you. I still think these are funny, but sometimes we’ll have too many jokes mocking the elderly and we have to cut it. Here you go: A 76 year old woman...